NSFW Random Events Rolls

NSFW Events List


1. Your character becomes romantically obsessed with another character. Roll a dice to determine who based on the characters they've interacted with thus far.
2. Lunis finds your chastity pleasing; you are blessed with godly fortune, but if you lose your virginity she will turn on you and curse you with godly misfortune.
3. Plantar develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. His dick is a cactus. Beware.
4. A portal opens up and a very drunk looking Solaris stumbles out of it. He immediately begins to hit on your character (if they are female) or starts asking about the size of your penis (if the character is male.) If Solaris is trapped in a vessel; this roll frees him.
5. Your character becomes sexually aroused any time the last word they said is repeated by another character.
6. All food and drink dispensers in the city malfunction causing everything they dispense to be spiked with strong aphrodisiacs for the next 24 hours.
7.The medical bay malfunctions; the next person who goes in there will end up getting some very sexy plastic surgery from the automated surgery table.
8. Manna develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. He hates being told no. Beware.
9. An experimental sex-android activates and escapes from its box; it rampages through the city yelling obscenities and attacks characters with a dildo until it is stopped.
10. Solaris develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. He sleeps with anything that moves and is rife with STDs. Beware.
11. Your character stumbles upon a disused strip club. They make it their prerogative to revive it. As a result, they accidentally invent currency which operates outside of the wristbands and are now the proud owner of The Forbidden Palace.
12. Your character wakes up in bed with another character. Neither can remember what happened; but it's awkward as hell. Roll a dice to determine who.
13. Your character is amazing; they solicit gazes of lust from those around them! But only from characters who they are not attracted to, shit!
14. Lunis develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. She's a sexually frustrated virgin who once caused the downfall of an entire culture because of her frustration. Beware.
15. Your character swaps bodies with another character. Roll a dice to decide who it. However, you only have thirty minutes before everyone becomes aware of the swap! Roll a D6 to determine how many hours it lasts.
16. Your character invents the internet (outside of the cities wireless technology.) They elect to use it to upload hardcore pornography - however, they need to convince other characters to contribute the footage.
17. Your character becomes possessed by a very lewd ghost! For the next 24 hours, their left arm now has a mind of its own!
18. Krenia develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. He already has such an obsession with several other characters and as a result, wants all of you to be in a polygamous relationship with him. Beware.
19. Unrivaled sexual prowess is granted to your character by Solaris! As a result, your character is elected Leader of the city; but only for as long as they can keep all of their voters sexually satisfied.
20. Faeith develops an unhealthy romantic obsession with you. She doesn't know how sex works and thinks it has something to do with feet. Beware.